i was told….

customers who wanna start some shit  (via suspend)

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i-effed-it-all-up:

when someone mentions orphan black

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balerioning:

tatiana maslany’s birthday and the emmys are on the same day.

one of them is an important event celebrating talent and the other is the emmys

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silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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eridanandsollux:

ackermom:

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

  • parties with glowsticks raves???
  • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
  • multitasking!!
  • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
  • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
  • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
  • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
  • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
  • A U T O S A V E
  • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F

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fuckeddupkid:

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uncage-the-night:

I will never not laugh at this

uncage-the-night:

I will never not laugh at this

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shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

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